Red Flag Score
The Translation
"5% chance it's real, 95% chance it's the 'Get Out of Jail Free' card for disappearing for a week."
Toxic Bestie's Roast
If it's real, fair enough. But if he's back on Bumble 2 days later without explaining, the 'emergency' was just him losing interest. Proceed with extreme caution.
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